Welcome to my page that is ment to get you thinking.
Some may leave you in deep thought ... other's may just give you a laugh.
Either way I hope you enjoy.
Ever Wonder?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If corn oil is made from corn, vegetable oil is made from vegetables
and olive oil is made from olives... Than what is baby oil made from?
Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why women can't put on mascara with thier mouth closed?
"I'd rather fight with you, than make love with any one else!"
" Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take
but by the moments that take our breath away"
- Thank You To Joyce and Jim for emailing me this quote.
A recent survey suggests that more people are born on October 5 in the United States than any other day.
October 5 holds a not-so-surprising significance, as conception would have fallen on New Year's Eve. ;-)
A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.
People could learn a lot from crayons...they are different colours, different sizes, some have
funny names, some are sharp and some are dull, yet they all exist very nicely in the same box
"What happiness lacks in length it makes up for in height"
